Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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