if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
whose parrot is this?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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