i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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