Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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