32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
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