sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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