It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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