Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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