People in love make me want to vomit
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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