areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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