Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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