I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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