I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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