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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw

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• (805): View more from California

  I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.

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