can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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