apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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