its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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