You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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