Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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