Farmville is her only friend.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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