garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
it glows. i had to have it.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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