my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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