With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I can't turn off my feet"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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