we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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