Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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