Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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