Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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