why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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