my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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