Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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