i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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