Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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