Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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