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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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