is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Sober January is a disaster.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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