508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
