I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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