Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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