i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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