Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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