Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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