I hate all girls vehemently.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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