ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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