tell your sister to shave her snatch
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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