yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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