Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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