i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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