you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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