watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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