Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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