...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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