there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
This is the high leading the old right now
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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