Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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