Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You can't special order awesome
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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