Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
