i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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