How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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